Have
Been
Repairing
A
Hole
In
The
Wall
Of
My
Master
Bath
That
Went
Right
Through
To
The
Lathe.
The
Dumb
Ass
Former
Owner
Gave
It
A
Pass,
Hung
A
Heavy
Mirror
Over
The
Spot,
And
Guess
What?
I tried
To
Replace
It,
And
Lo,
Was
Left
To
Face
A
Pit
Deeper
Than
Hell.
Oh,
Well.
I’ve
Learned
To
Tackle
Wallboard
Patches,
Sanding
Blocks
And
Lovely
Spackle.