Amerigo
Vespucci
Do
A
Sort
Of
Hoochie
Coochie
As
Over
The
Sea
He
Rolled,
Brave
And
Bold?
Did
Christopher
Columba
Perform
A
Snappy
Rumba
When
The
Two
Of
Them
And
Crew,
Having
Nothing
Else
To
Do,
Decimated
Entire
Populations
Of
Yet
Unrecognized
Nations?
Just
By
Chance
Their
Crafty
Dance
Sailed
The
Wrong
Way,
Plaguing
Us
With
Their
Errors
To
This
Day.