When
You
Discover
Your
Lover
In
Flagrante
With
Another,
What
To
Say
Or
Do?
Such
A
Bore
To
Simply
Throw
The
Beggar
Out
The
Door.
His
Vanity
Provokes
Intense
Profanity,
But
Icy
Silence
Is
A
Spicy
Form
Of
Domestic
Violence.
Starch
His
Boxers,
Burn
The
Beans,
Use
Any
Means
To
Bring
Him
Grief,
And
Let
Him
Know
That
He’s
A
Thief.
Enough
Of
That,
Hand
Him
His
Hat,
A
Brown
Recluse
Of
Renowned
Dread
Waiting
Between
The
Sweatband,
And
His
Faithless
Head.