I don’t
Care
To
Diet,
But
I’m
Gonna
Have
To
Try
It,
Since
I’ve
Developed
A
Complete
And
Utter
Dependency
On
Peanut
Butter.
I also
Must
Cut
To
Zero
The
Beguiling
Dorito.
My
Clothes
Fit,
But
That
Isn’t
It,
The
Number
On
The
Bathroom
Scale
Suggests
I am
A
Whale.
I’ll
Get
My
Chubby
Train
Back
On
The
Tracks,
But
In
The
Meantime,
Hide
Those
Snacks.