Old
Mrs.
Ayres
Fell
Down
The
Stairs,
Providing
Cash
For
Heirs
To
Straighten
Out
Untidy
Affairs.
One
Got
Married,
One
Got
A
Divorce,
And
The
Third
Spent
His
At
The
Race
Course
On
A
Slow
Horse.
In
A
Year
They
Were
No
Better
Off,
Their
Lives
Still
Shady,
Than
When
The
Poor
Lady
Took
A
Header
Down
The
Steps,
To
Wind
Up
Deader
Than
A
Plank,
Without
A
Word
Of
Thanks.