Dinner For One

Table For One

Mrs.
Gurney
Journeyed
To
The
Store
To
Buy
A 
Little
Something
More.
Growing
Thinner
By
The
Hour,
She
Needed
Dinner,
Sweets
For
Treats,
And
After
That,
A
Jumbo
Whiskey
Sour.
There,
To
Start,
She
Placed
In
Her
Cart
A
Choice
Cut,
Humanely
Slain
By
The
Grocery
Chain,
Added
A
Jar
Containing
A
Honeycomb,
And
Returned
Home
To
Cook
The
Roast,
Dine
At
Nine,
Herself
As
Host,
And
Totally
Ignore
The
Late
Mr. 
Gurney,
Buried
Beneath
The
Floor.