Listen,
Ophelia,
Don’t
Do
It.
This
Hamlet
Guy
Has
Put
You
Through
It,
But
Still,
Exercise
Your
Will.
Cast
Away
That
Rosemary,
And
He
Won’t
Fancy
Your
Pretty
Pansy.
Get
Your
Self
Out
Of
That
Water,
You’re
More
Than
Tricky
Polonius’
Daughter
Or
Laertes
Sister,
Go
Find
Another
Mister.
No
Reason
To
Sink
Into
The
Bog
Like
A
Decorous
Log,
Because
Your
Prince
Turned
Out
To
Be
A
Frog.
Wait,
Wait!
Oh,
Curses,
It’s
Too
Late.