Joe
Green
Was
Feeling
Mean,
Running
On
Sugar
And
Caffeine,
All
Wound
Up
From
A
TV
Show,
He
Looked
For
A
Way
To
Firmly
Show
His
Grim
Frustration
With
His
Situation
And
The
Entire
Godless
Nation.
Joe
Went
Out
And
Brought
A
Glock,
On
Sale
Right
Down
The
Block,
Drove
To
A
Store,
Barged
In
The
Door,
And
Shot
Ten
Shoppers
And
A
Teenage
Clerk
Coming
To
Work.
The
Cops
Put
A
Dozen
Slugs
In
Joe’s
Otherwise
Empty
Head,
And
In
A
Blaze
Of
Anonymous
Glory,
Joe
Was
Stone
Dead.
End
Of
Story.