Incident

Incident

At 
The 
Market
Today,
An
Older
Man
Ran 
Smack
Into 
An
Extended
Snack 
Rack,
And
Went 
Down,
To
Slip 
Onto 
His 
Left
Hip.
Shoppers
Yelped,
Until
The
Manager
Came 
To
Help.
The
Fallen
Man
Smiled
And
Was
Affable,
Although
The
Situation 
Wasn’t 
Laughable,
And
Expressed
No
Confusion
As
To
His
Slight
Contusion.
Having
Nothing
More
To
Say,
He 
Stood
Up
And
Walked
Away.
Moral?
Watch 
Your 
Hips, 
And
Don’t
Trip
Over
Misplaced
Potato
Chips.