Last night,
At a
Late hour,
I found
A large
Spider
In my
Shower.
I pondered
How to
Get rid
Of this
Pest,
So I
Could
Rest.
I had
To
Dispose
Of the
Creep,
Or how
Could I
Sleep?
I spent
Some time
Trying
To
Scald
Him to
Death,
And held
My breath,
But he
Collapsed
Himself
Into a
Ball,
And took
It all.
Finally I
Used my
Brain,
Flooded
The beast
Down the
Drain,
And put
Over it
A plastic
Cup.
Today,
When I
Got up,
He had
Gone
Away.
If this
Calamity
Happens
To you,
You know
Exactly
What to
Do.