Sign
My
Petition,
Buddy,
I’m
Just
Itchin’
To
Have
A
Say
About
The
War,
Fracking,
Abortion,
And
Elected
Folks
Who
Take
A
Notion
To
Make
Any
Rule
Calling
Me
A
Fool.
I text
And
Drive
And
I’m
Still
Alive.
I proudly
Drink
And
Smoke,
Science
Is
An
Inside
Joke.
Don’t
Tell
Me,
I say
Every
Day,
I’m
Free,
And
The
Man
I want
To
Be.
Sign
Here,
And
Have
Another
Beer.