The
Land
Of
The
Borborygmi,
The
Women
Are
Tall,
And
The
Men
Are
Pygmy.
All
The
Trees
Grow
Upside
Down,
Bloom
Pink,
And
Decorate
The
Only
Town.
The
Folks
Are
Striped
In
Shades
Of
Brown,
Their
Clothes
Are
Furry,
Nobody
Worries
About
Taxes
Or
Crime,
And
They’re
All
Having
A
Splendid
Time.
We
Made
Suggestions,
Offered
Funds,
And
They
Threw
Us
Out,
Saying
We
Were
Far
Too
White,
And
Way
Too
Uptight,
To
Know
What’s
Really
Right.