Mary
Lou
Labored
To
Build
A
Plausible
Life
As
Loving
Mother
And
Faithful
Wife,
But
One
Tuesday
Morning
At
The
Local
Drug
Store,
Her
Head
Fell
Off
And
Rolled
On
The
Floor,
All
The
Way
To
The
Automatic
Door.
The
Pharmacist
Rushed
To
Attend
This
Chore
And
With
A
Bottle
Of
Instant
Skin,
Glued
The
Head
Back
On
Again.
Although
It
Was
Slightly
Askew,
It
Was
The
Best
Anyone
Could
Do.
Ms.
Mary
Lou
Went
On
Her
Way,
And
Is
Doing
Okay,
Except
She
Doesn’t
Have
Much
To
Say,
I Fear,
Since
Her
Voice
Now
Comes
Out
Her
Left
Ear.