Retail
I saw
The
Whole
Show.
That
Guy
Orville,
You
Recall,
The
One
With
The
Nose,
Goes
Into
The
Store,
Puts
A
Prime
Tenderloin
Under
His
Arm,
Walks
Out
Again
And
Sets
Off
The
Alarm.
Orville
Made
To
Run,
But
The
Bored
Guard
Thought
This
Splendid
Fun,
And
With
Energy
To
Spare,
Grabbed
Him
By
The
Hair.
Orville
Smacked
Him
With
The
Meat,
Knocking
The
Man
Off
His
Feet,
And
Raced
Off
Down
The
Street.
I won’t
Shop
There
Anymore.
Who
Needs
Security
To
Give
Such
Grief,
Just
For
Pilfering
A
Little
Beef?
I saw
The
Whole
Show.
That
Guy
Orville,
You
Recall,
The
One
With
The
Nose,
Goes
Into
The
Store,
Puts
A
Prime
Tenderloin
Under
His
Arm,
Walks
Out
Again
And
Sets
Off
The
Alarm.
Orville
Made
To
Run,
But
The
Bored
Guard
Thought
This
Splendid
Fun,
And
With
Energy
To
Spare,
Grabbed
Him
By
The
Hair.
Orville
Smacked
Him
With
The
Meat,
Knocking
The
Man
Off
His
Feet,
And
Raced
Off
Down
The
Street.
I won’t
Shop
There
Anymore.
Who
Needs
Security
To
Give
Such
Grief,
Just
For
Pilfering
A
Little
Beef?
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