‘Beauty
Is,
As
Beauty
Does’,
I heard
For
Years,
And
For
Years
I diligently
Did,
But
Am
No
More
Beautiful
Than
I was
As
A
Kid.
So
What’s
The
Deal?
Was
Any
Thing
They
Told
Us
Real?
‘Eat
Your
Veggies,
And
Live
Forever’,
Patently
A
Useless
Endeavor.
Oh,
Well,
Let’s
Take
A
Break.
Pass
Me
The
Cake,
And
We’ll
Go
Straight
To
Hell.